Funny Scores

If you are a teenage boy, or have ever been one, or have ever played a game with one, you have probably heard some of these. These are the funny things you can say when announcing the score in games such as Ping Pong, Racketball or Volleyball.

Score What to Say/Do
2-2 Say, "Tu-Tu!" Say it over and over again until someone acknowledges that you are saying "tu-tu" instead of "two two".
4-2 Sing, "coming for to carry me home" to the tune of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot". Make sure to emphasize the "for to".
6-9 Say, "six to nine". Then say it again but say it so it sounds like "sixty-nine". Then laugh.
7-11 Sing, "Oh thank heaven for Seven Eleven".
9-5 Sing, "Working nine to five, what a way to make a living"
10-4 Say, "Ten four, good buddy".
18-12 Say, "The War of 1812". If you can hum part of the 1812 Overture, that's good too.